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7 crazy nipple beauty products that are actually kind of cool Your nips might be small in relation to a lot of other body parts, but they deserve just as much TLC as the rest of you.

I don’t know about you, but when I think of beauty products, I normally think of things like eyeshadows, lip balms, cleansers, and body washes. If you asked me to name more unique beauty product, I would say body masks. Maybe butt, boob, and pube products. I probably wouldn’t think about beauty products for nipples.

But actually, there is a whole beauty category dedicated to strictly nipple products. Your nips might be small in relation to a lot of other body parts, but they deserve just as much TLC as the rest of you. FYI: I’m not talking about nipple creams for nursing moms. I’m talking beauty products.

But first, important note! There may be a number of nipple products on the market, but that doesn’t mean there is something wrong with your boobs if you don’t use them. Your entire chest is fine if you leave it au naturel. The nipples, areolae, and breasts you are born with are your perfect pair.

If you’re just curious about nipple products (and if they really work), then it can be fun to see what is out there. So check out these beauty products for your nipples.

Lansley Beauty Nipple Cream

This cream has an ~*intense recovery complex*~ which makes me wonder what sort of situation your nipples would need to be exposed to so they would require intense recovery. Also, the largest image we could find of this product was like 400 pixels wide and badly compressed. Is this some kind of CIA operation? Are you ordering child slaves if you hit the buy button on this?

Lansley Beauty Nipple Cream — Amazon

Size Matters Perfect Fit Nipple Enlarger

I guess this is helpful if you want your nipples more erect and puffy. Is it for making them more sensitive and nicer looking for your boyfriend? I don’t know. At only $18 bucks I’ll give them a try and report back with any benefits. “Give your nipples a raise!” is a knee-slapper.

Size Matters Perfect Fit Nipple Enlarger — Amazon

NIPPIES Adhesive Silicone Nipple Covers

When you’re getting your tan on, have you ever wished that your boobs would be tan but your nipples would remain the same? Slip on one of these covers over each nip and they will. That’s just one of the many uses for this. They are waterproof and claim to “stay in place on the dance floors of a wedding, at the gym, or any event that calls for sheer style.

NIPPIES Adhesive Silicone Nipple Covers — Amazon

Natural Nipple Enlargement And Enhancer, And Fatigue Eliminating Vacuum

Now this is one multitasking beauty product you probably aren’t familiar with. Attach this pink gadget to a nipple and allow the suction to take hold. It will apparently increase the size of your nipples, stimulate them, and banish fatigue. Because who would be tired when they have a nipple vacuum attached to their boobs?

Natural Nipple Enlargement And Enhancer, And Fatigue Eliminating Vacuum — Amazon

Pannamas Natural 100% Pink Nipple Herbal Cream

Have you ever looked in the mirror and wished that your nips were a different color? Well, this cream will apparently give you pink nipples. Judging by the packaging, you could end up with Barbie pink nipples instead of rosebud pink. Uh… completely and totally unnecessary, but if you’re into it, go for it I guess?

Pannamas Natural 100% Pink Nipple Herbal Cream — Amazon

Pigeon Nipple Puller (Japanese import)

You can debate about whether this nipple puller should stay in the beauty section or go to the *sexy* toys section. It massages and pulls nipples. You could argue both sides, that is for sure. The product is listed as unavailable on American Amazon, but you can still buy it from Japanese Amazon (link below).

Pigeon Nipple Puller — Amazon

Nipple Whitening Cream

Amazon used to have a lot of nipple products for nipple whitening, which is pretty problematic. It sends the message that your nipples need to be a light color to be attractive. Nipples come in all different shapes and sizes, and we’re glad Amazon understands this and has removed all of lightening products so we don’t do the wrong thing. Darkening and tanning products have gone through enough.

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