Relationships take a lot of work. First you have to get IN one, then you have to maintain it (or not), and finally you find yourself dealing with a breakup or a marriage. Some are equally disastrous, psychologically speaking.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. Luckily, as always, Tumblr is here to save the day through its infinite wisdom and crucial advice. You’re welcome.
#1. First of all, STAY POSITIVE.
#2. It’s not “stalking” if it’s effective.
#3. Make sure to always look your best.
#4. DON’T get a Galaxy phone.
#5. And DON’T post a selfie if this is the look on your partner’s face.
#6. In the event of an argument, keep balloons handy.
#7. Remember that a picture can be worth a thousand words.
#8. And that there is no shame in being the rebound.
#9. If you really want someone to know how you feel, a token of affection might be in order.
#10. When in doubt, a rock will work just fine.
#11. Don’t always believe what you read.
#12. Because you know what works best for you.
#13. If you marry someone who looks like a truck, never tell them so.
#14. Also, marry someone with the same sense of humor as you.
#15. It’s important.
#16….Truly.
#17. If you ever need to shut your boyfriend up, a handie will do the job.
#18. Recognize the similarities between a SO and a house.
#19. Try to avoid these terms.
#20. And make sure to use these.
#21. If you get pregnant, call MTV.
#22. Don’t forget to keep it sexy in the bedroom.
#23. Whatever you do DON’T pee in a girl during sex.
#24. Follow directions.
#25. Recognize the danger of nudes.
#26. Learn some impulse control for the times your girlfriend isn’t around.
#27. There’s nothing wrong with a little homo.
#28. Keep in mind that anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough.
#29. At the end of the day, remember to just do you.
#30. And NEVER lose sight of your priorities.
But there's more. Check out these bussin stories:
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Internalized misogyny: my ex used his Xbox to steal all my money—and I still talk to him Everything happens for a reason. Dealing with him has made me the resilient and accomplished person I am today.
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