We’ve all had some pretty shallow reasons as to why we had sex with someone. For lots of guys, they want to break the “dry spell” after a breakup. Sometimes you just like their hair, or think that they’re impersonation of Crang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is on point (guilty).
We’re usually not proud of these reasons, and oftentimes we’d be horrified if anyone found out. But thanks to the wonder of the internet we can enjoy a little thing called anonymity.
And since not everyone in the world is a super-hacker, and since many of us are not even worthy of being hacked, people are ready and willing to share their deepest, shallowest secrets: like the worst reason why they ever had sex with someone. Thanks to Reddit, we can see these gloriously cringeworthy reasons by people kind enough to share.
Tired of arguing
Never for pity
BAD IDEA. BAD IDEA.
That’s one way to get over a breakup
Tale as old as time
Oh my God
The Uncanny X-Men
Too tired to blow
Nice guys sometimes win
Sadly, all too common
Waiting for a miracle
Rude if you didn’t
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- I let my muff grow wild to see how the patriarchy would react My vagina was giving off the attitude of a vagina that spent summers in Italy, taking many handsome lovers, and not a vagina that spent the majority of its time walking to work in the rain.
- If abortion really is murder, do you want to hand a psycho a baby? If she doesn't want, and is prepared to murder a baby, how can you even think of giving a woman like that a baby to take care of?
- ‘Anal botox’ is the new butt beauty trend we’ve all been waiting for Widespread anal sex also means a lot of loose bottoms. The gay world to the rescue: anal rejuvenation with botox!