Teachers like to whine online, and that includes the sex ed ones. At least we imagine they’re hot. But when they’re making fun of their students and we get to see the stupid questions they’re fielding, we have to wonder about the youth of today. Kids are either getting stupider or they’ve started teaching sex ed to 3-year-olds.
How many sperm go in the vagina at a time?
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What did breasts ever do for us, any way. Get a job, breasts!
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The playcenter
Condoms for GAY
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Can condom holes help let the STDs out and protect you?
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You don’t have a right to judge her — she has a job!
No you can’t MacGyver a condom out of a plastic bag, or tarp, or a solar panel
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What is anal helicopter?
In the event of poop baby
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Tampon goes in butt or regina?
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Well, does it? Can’t tell if judgmental or sincere
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You’re going to have to provide more evidence than the labor and the pregnancy itself
Diseases from masturbation
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At what age will you get the sperm and what is a homo
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Go get all four of your balls checked immediately, young man
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Male pregnancy is how the circus freaks get into our world
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Dude are we old enough for this gross stuff?
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