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Anti-chippers are the latest group of awful people we now have to worry about As if these troubling times haven't already encumbered us with enough challenges.

They’re paranoid, don’t believe in science, many have white supremacist tendencies, and most importantly they want you to know that microchip implants are super duper scary. They’re anti-chippers, and they’ve got literally dozens more braincells than your average anti-vaxxer. So, what’s their deal?

The coronavirus pandemic has the world’s most brilliant minds scrambling to find treatments, vaccines, and ways to improve public health going forward. One such savior is Bill Gates, the child-loving philanthropist who founded Microsoft. His proposal is to put a teeny tiny piece of silicone under everyone’s skin to improve lives by reducing healthcare costs and keeping track of the unhealthy.

Now what could possibly be bad about health professionals and doctors keeping Americans safe and healthy? You’d be surprised (or not).

The anti-Semitic origin of anti-chippers

When you examine the undercurrent of the anti-chipper movement, one horrid realization towers above all others: anti-Semitism is festering at the root of this evil.

Of course, not all anti-chippers are anti-Semites, but it doesn’t change the fact that they’re engaging in a conspiracy theory propagated by anti-Semites who fuel fear over what “the elites” or “the globalists” would do to you. This is “coded anti-Semitic language” and dogwhistling, according to lauded civil rights organization ADL.

One of the leading voices of the anti-chipper movement is none other than Kanye “Ye” West, who said “they want to put chips inside of us” in an interview with Forbes. Take note here: Kanye said “they” want to put chips inside of us. Who is “they” in this case? West clarified that the word “they” is coded language for the Jews in a 2022 interview with radical far right extremist Tim Pool.

In the interview with Forbes, West also said that microchips are “the mark of the beast” and “they want to put chips inside of us, they want to do all kinds of things, to make it where we can’t cross the gates of heaven.” This appeal to religion, while perhaps innocuous to the untrained ear, is truly anti-Semitic in nature when you consider who is saying it. West, like other anti-Semites, often invoke religions like Christianity or Islam as a way to exclude Jews. In other words, West is implying that Jews want to microchip Christians to keep them from going to heaven, which also implies that Jews go to hell. This is an idea shared among many anti-chippers.

West isn’t the only prominent anti-chipper. There are also figures like extreme far right ultranationalist radical Alex Jones, who has entertained dangerous anti-chipping ideas for at least a decade. For example, one article published on Infowars claims that Israeli politician Benjamin Netanyahu proposed “the mark of the beast” after he suggested that children should have microchips for perfectly reasonable safety reasons.

According to JPost, Netanyahu said “every person, every kid – I want it on kids first – would have a sensor that would sound an alarm when you get too close, like the ones on cars.”

Netanyahu’s proposal was completely understandable, but it was enough for Alex Jones, who happens to platform fellow anti-Semite Kanye West, to stir up anti-Semitic fearmongering about the Jewish “mark of the beast.” And it’s not a coincidence that Jones put a target on Netanyahu, who is the most prominent Jewish man in the world.

Implants are inevitable, and that’s a good thing

Whether you like it or not, chances are you will voluntarily get the microchip implants. And if you don’t, your children will get the microchip implants. Why wouldn’t they? There’s nothing nefarious about advancements in health technology. Implants will become a normal part of everyday life just like the internet, and it will be overall a net positive for humanity.

Currently, microchip implants are already being developed and used to control prosthetic limbs. Microchips are also used in some patients with Parkinson’s to help detect tremors. Microchip implants will soon be used to alert doctors to impending heart attacks. According to the experts, the proliferation of this technology is “inevitable.”

Be honest with yourself. Are you callous enough, as the anti-chippers are, to suggest that people with prosthetic limbs “can’t cross the gates of heaven” because they have a microchip?

As microchips become normalized, it also seems natural that more services, news, and entertainment will be accessible via a network on the microchip. And eventually, certain services will be only accessible via a microchip, which means that those who refuse to get a microchip will be left out of these services. It would be like not having an internet connection in 2022 and relying only on VHS tapes and musty old books.

Even putting aside the benefits of convenience, microchip implants will offer other benefits like a sharp decrease in crime. Just like pets and farm animals that are given microchips to track their movement, humans with microchip implants will be awarded the same benefit. Crime and disappearances will fade away into distant history and be viewed with disgust — as we view the medieval world now.

Admittedly, this form of crime fighting might have some systemic racism attached to it, so the future of this particular feature is uncertain. What is certain is that microchip implants will eventually be able to fight misinformation like racism and anti-Semitism at its very core — that is, in the brain of anti-Semites and racists. Fact-checkers and medical professionals will finally be able to interrupt blatantly evil thoughts before they can manifest into stochastic or domestic terrorism. And make no mistake: this is why anti-chippers are obnoxiously fighting tooth and nail to prevent progress.

The future holds a promise of a world without hate, poverty, or dehumanizing struggle. But it can’t happen if we don’t resist the anti-chipper dystopia.

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4 thoughts on “<span class="entry-title-primary">Anti-chippers are the latest group of awful people we now have to worry about</span> <span class="entry-subtitle">As if these troubling times haven't already encumbered us with enough challenges.</span>”

  1. Is this satire?
    That’s about all I can say isn’t it though, because if it’s not satire and I say anything else it’ll just “prove” the points you’re trying to make about how bad people are for disagreeing.
    Like how dare this guy ask just how you think this is supposed to make crimes a thing of the past. In fact, you postulate here that these will make it so by removing the will to commit crimes.
    Do you have any idea what that really means for you?
    That requires something on the order of one superintelligent machine per person analyzing the brain impulses gathered by brain implants. Do you remember the news about how much electricity crypto mining was using? This will be much worse. And currently, brain implants are too risky to give to anyone who doesn’t need them, and any system capable of that can more or less keep you from doing anything at all. Like removing any thoughts, which someone else, not you, someone else, deemed evil. As you yourself suggest! And would you like it if your someone in your family suddenly couldn’t even think about all the wild and crazy things you love them for? Would you like it your family paid less attention to you because you couldn’t even think about all the wild and crazy things they love you for? I suppose you would since the implant system would make you. And just think of the devastation that would be bought onto the black community under such circumstances. Just how do you suppose that there might be systemic racism in the way these remove the will to commit crime, but somehow can guarantee that there will be NO systemic racism in how it polices your thoughts?
    You allegedly don’t want people policing your bodies, so why submit to policing of your thoughts?
    Do you just not like the concept of community policing now for some unknown reason, and you only trust the highest, most distant authority figures? Why trust them after the War on Drugs? Why trust them given all the systemic racism you believe they have? It’s the same people who will be in charge of these computers, you know. Nothing can be more distant from your community than a datacenter.
    How can you trust the corporations responsible for managing this system when representation of people of your color is so lacking at the executive level, when it’s not de-facto forbidden?
    How can you show a white hand holding the “A Black Woman is speaking” mug? Come on, we all know no one but a black woman can get away with using that in public.

    Come on, bring it with the embarrassingly presumptuous insults. Or just delete the comments like a decent human being who doesn’t debate idiots.

  2. I agree with asdfomp. You are a commu ist pedofile. You know you’re going to get a painful rash wherever you take the mark? Then, when shit really hits the fan, everyone will know who you are because the puss oozing from your wound will stink from hundreds of feet away.


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